THIS PLAY IS MONKEY SIMPLE
We gonna use the o.g. non-profit's "engine" (the Manattan Project) so you get those reetips/trophies/brand advantages.
The backend "showrunning systems" -- what y'all call Prjoject 2025 or Rogann 4 the Left -- can be branded for comedians easily. We already actually did it.
THE UPSTAIRS IS "BUSHWOOD"
AN INDUSTRY SPECIFIC "CLUB'" TO MAKE SURE COMEDIANS HAVE A VOTE AT THE AI TABLE.
WITH "SERVICES" OFFERED TO MEMBERS: CONSULTING, TRAININGS (INCLUDING AI JOB LOSS), AND "TONY STARK TOYS" RE: DISINFO, FREE SPEECH, AI, AND PRIVACY.
THE "DOWNSTAIRS" IS GHOSTBUSTERS
THE "DOWNSTAIRS" IS GHOSTBUSTERS
AND WHERE THE OPPENHEIMERS WORK (AND SELL SHIT TO NON-MEMBERS: SCHOOLS, COMPANYS, GOVERNMENTS OTHER INDUSTRIES) TO SACLE AND GENERATE (KINDA INSANE) ROI.
It's a combo ACLU, Brookings, online university, podcast network, art collective, news network, and legal think tank.
Goddam studnts can run it as homework. It's monkey simple.
THIS IS RIDICULOUSLY EASY
: IF COMICS ARE THE "INDUSTRY' THAT PARTNERS W/ OUR NON-PROFIT (OR, EVEN BETTER, DOES A SPIN OFF) YOU GOT CONTROL OF AI.
We used The Daily Show to predict 2026 in 2005.
(And get a Fortune 500 to build the 1st disinfo system in 2007 w/ the Big 10).
We've published/taught all of you in the last 20 years.
We designed this to pitch to Norm (RIP).
Now he's our "ace in the hole" if his IRLs ok.
(See last vid.
MY RESEARCH + phd IS LITERALLY "USING COMics TO FIX TECH"
MY RESEARCH + phd IS LITERALLY "USING COMics TO FIX TECH"
This move -- and this 2026 shitshow - is a fire drill we've been practing since '05.
t's all just a question of speed/scale. We're the fastest/cheapest Oppenheimers alive.
OPTION ONE:
SUPPORT THE O.G. NON-PROFIT
And we keep defending comics as a side-hustle.
OPTION TWO:
LET US BUILD A "COMICS ONLY" VERSION
(To help get a meeting, we also have a book/podcast pitch
THANK YOU TO OUR IDH PARTNERS
ON BOTH SIDES OF REALITY FOR ACTUALLY WORKING TOGETHER
SCALING
Secret sauce? Multi-industry showrunning platforms.
Tricked out as networked combo legal think tanks, pr/advocacy firms, news outlets, online colleges, and scalable as a fleet of comedy-focused podcasts.
We already turned AI advocacy and college into Late Night.
Our kids lapped the big dogs for pennies on the dollar. And test drove everything in wartime conditions.
Total cost? $300k while dodging bullets. DNC/RNC/ACLU (etc) cost you nearly a billion.
PR and ADVOCACY
PR and ADVOCACY
RESEARCH and DEVELOPMENT
RESEARCH and DEVELOPMENT
A STORY 2 UNITE DIVIDED AMERICANS + COMICS?
TO BE PERFECTLY CLEAR:
We are NOT saying we could stash these in a series of non-profits dedicated to your colleagues. (To secure legacies, like Norm's literary cred, that will be forgotten.)
That would be grossly irresponsible. And totally not what fuck you money was made for.